Nick Adenhart: For obvious reasons. But also, he was pretty excellent in his start, going 6 strong with 7 hits, 3 walks, and 5 K's. Sad that that's the last line we'll be writing for an excellent young pitcher.
Yovani Gallardo: Gallardo made us look good on our prediction yesterday by allowing 2 ER off of 6 H and 2 BB in 6.2 IP. He also K'd 6 and ohbytheway also hit a 3-run moonshot off lean mean lefty-throwing machine Randy Johnson. Which, ohbytheway, is the first home run Johnson has ever surrendered to an opposing pitcher.
Kosuke Fukudome: Fukudome must love the month of April. He was superb last April, and he's off to a great start this year, going 4-5 yesterday with a homer, a double, and a pair of singles, scoring 4 times to go along with a walk and a steal. Monster night for him.
Blaine Boyer: Someone's gotta take the fall for that embarrasing Braves' bullpen collapse. Might as well be Boyer, who got tagged with the loss, and is one of two (2) Braves relievers to limp out of the fiasco with an ERA of...infinity. Hurrah! Shades of 2005, boys.
Koji Uehara: The Orioles' Toyota (Japanese import...get it??) was decent in 5 innings against the vaunted Yankees. He went 5, allowing 5 hits and a walk with only 1 ER. Didn't K anybody, but the Orioles must be just thrilled by the fact that he didn't, oh, we don't know, act like an Orioles pitcher. By which we could mean punching a judge (Sir Sidney!), walking more batters than anyone in the majors not once but twice (Daniel Cabrera!), having the gall to appear in a real live MLB rotation after being booed during your former team's ring ceremony (Adam Eaton!), or coming to baseball only after being facialed on the basketball court by Michael Jordan (Mark Hendrickson!).